darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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maccasass:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

So I was watching Supernatural and my dad walks in and all casual says ” Is this the show that your second cousin is in” and I’m just kinda like “ha ha dad very funny” but then he says “No seriously, his name is… Marvin? Mica? I don’t know, something weird like that.” and he just walks away

That’s the story of how I found out that I’m related to Misha Collins and died

#so real talk about much porn do you think she’s read about her cousin

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le-baiser-de-la-mort:

myheartbeatsforhummus:

This post is eveeeeeeeerything

THIS. HOLY SHIT. THIS. 

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Listening to two truckers at a fair
  • Young man: ...and she wouldn't even kiss me! Can you believe that?
  • Old man: yes. Because do you know what the First Gentleman's Rule is?
  • Young man: ...
  • Old Man: You don't take anything that isn't offered. If she doesn't offer it, you don't take it!!!
  • Young man: ...
  • Old Man: am I clear?!
  • Young Man: ...yes

lennydotdotdot:

I did not know that I needed to see this.

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super-who-lockian:

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

What…

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firelorcl:

"how did you fit so much text in that snapchat"

image

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When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

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wuwuu:

acomas:

poor babe

HAS SHE SEEN HERSELF WTF

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atopfourthwall:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

Alfred Pennysass.

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